mooselike

Mooselike is a term used to describe something that goes wrong. Instead of saying "i broke my foot, how terrible" one might say "i broke my foot, how MOOSELIKE"

Alex: Holly it's been raining, is your pussy still wet?

Holly: No, i'm afraid not

Alex: How mooselike!

by Alexness May 28, 2006

mooce

A combination of natural pussiness and an overwhelming dose of bitch.

Allison keeps acting like a fagbot, tell her quit being so mooce.

by X The Duke March 15, 2014

Mooselookmeguntic

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.

Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?

by Bigbrothathunda!!! May 20, 2020

Moocler

Feeling free; like in cloud 9

Playing music with the windows down in the car while driving as fast as you can is the only time I feel moocler

by Swaggy monkey 1234 March 20, 2021

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.

by steverino247 October 28, 2008

mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

mooselim

A suicide bombing moose. Found mainly in New Jersey. Some areas include Passaic, Camden, and Newark.

That Mooselim just blew me man!!

by JDKK November 3, 2010