Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

monsterfail

when someone fails extremely hard (see fail) this word can be used.
it is derived of the PC game Unreal Tournament, where a massive amount of consecutive killing led to a "Monsterkill!".

Dude 1: Damn, I got ditched by this chick yesterday even though I was SO sure she loved me!
Dude 2: M-M-M-MONSTERFAIL!

by I wish i was a pretty girl September 27, 2006

monsterslashe

This specimen is a meatball that’s bad at fortnite

Monsterslashe has aids.

by Poopyface124 August 11, 2019

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monstercat

Born on July 1, 2011 (making them almost 6 years old as of March 14, 2017), and based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Monstercat is a record label that releases only electronic dance music (EDM) from artists like Tristam, Pegboard Nerds, Haywyre, Rogue, Grabbitz, etc.

Their genres are Trap, Drum & Bass (a.k.a. DnB), House, Progressive House, Tropical House, Electro, Bounce, Hard Dance, Hardcore, Happy Hardcore, Glitch Hop, 110BPM, Moombahton, Indie Dance, Nu Disco, Synthwave, Trance, Future Bass, Dubstep, Drumstep, Breaks, Chillout, RnB, and just plain old Electronic.

"Did you hear the new Monstercat song that came out on Wednesday?"
"I heard it on their podcast stream on Tuesday!"

by Nick Winz April 1, 2017

monstertard

A word usually describing a burly man, with forearms that have the same diameter as a sewer pipe. A monstertard's mental capacity is lower than that of the average tard. Monstertards have been known to smash concrete with their bare hands when angered. Avoid eye contact at all costs.

Kyle Henshaw is a such a monstertard.

by pandaman054 January 23, 2011

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011