Monsturbate

When a male requires at least two hands in order to masturbate properly.

I will be back soon, I’m going to watch some porn and monsturbate.

by sstaffie December 1, 2019

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

mobsterbate

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .

Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

monsterpiece

The opposite of masterpiece, something totally worthless in the artistic sense.

David: Look at what my kid drew in kindergarten today!
John: What a monsterpiece.
David: What?
John: Masterpiece. It's a total work of art.
David: Oh, thanks. I'll tell him!

by Metatag December 3, 2005

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011