Monkeyshines

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.

"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"

by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008

monkeyshine

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

by Shaun March 28, 2003

Monkeyshaming

Shaming a monkey (A person of Indian descent) for failing to fit into a stereotype (e.g. not being good at math).

"He was monkeyshaming me for dropping a 60 on the last math test"

by dream1ngalias December 16, 2023

monkeyshlett

Monkeyshlett means beyond feeling high to the point it cant get any better.

It is also a bodypart of a monkey.

i'm feeelin mizzunkizzleshlizz'2tha'nizzette

by pass me dat April 9, 2005

monkeyshlett

a feeling of a high, on such drugs as herbal buds and hazes of such. After excessive use and intake of psychologically enhancing budded flowers. Greens that were only made specifically hybrid crossed and given the highest hydroponic treatments since the 70's and present

friend 1: Fuck me man, i'm getting paranoid after smoking that weed man
friend 2: nah bro, just chill. i know how you feel. it will go in a while. you'll be alright, you're just monkeyshlett. its ok.

guy said: hey dude, i am in monkeyshlett, i love it so much. pass me some more.

girls smoking: That skunk is so monkeyshlett, you only need a little bit.

boy 1:hey that just shletted me hard bro
boys friend:you have to toke it till you get monkeyshletted though bro. don't fade out on me from just being shletted up. I want to feel the monkey with it
boy: True, lets get monkeyshletted up

by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

Monkeysmack

A dangerous anti-government activist. He distrusts the public library.

WATCH OUT MONKEYSMACK HAS A SHOVEL!

by mercster December 18, 2020