Monk

1. n. a bad situation or unfavorable incident
2. v. (usually -ed)to get screwed over or to have something bad happen to you.

1. Billy: Listen to this, I have to work for 11 hours tonight.
Jake: Man that's monk!
2. Tommy: I wrecked my truck and got a speeding ticket. I got monked!

by bobersonton December 25, 2007

Monk

A bite, usually large, and sometimes aggressive.

"Give us a monk on that piece of cake"

by Dexter22 January 16, 2009

Monk

A religious lil' bald dude who doesn't talk.

Stop being such a racist monk!

by CrazyMurderer17 June 30, 2016

Monk

Coffee.

Hey would you like to get some monk after work?

by ShadowThrall February 13, 2009

Monk

Monk means to jerk off, like to spank the monkey

Kofi went to monk city & shot his gook all over the place (see gook for definition)

by Adro October 3, 2005

Monk

A verb: to project one's money shot into the public domain

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

monke

our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.

I love monke, thank you monke.

by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021