Monday Morning Optimist

A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.

This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.

Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.

by Noxilerm June 1, 2007

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 11, 2010

Monday'd

To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.

Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.

by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014

Monday Raff

Monday Raff describes the miserable mood one finds themselves in after a weekend of slinging your spaghetti about. All future plans will be cancelled, despite the cycle repeating when the flavour kicks in on Friday

Boys I'm not lashing this weekend i'm going to have a quiet one, I'm fed up of feeling like this. "Classic Monday Raff"

by Heavy Head May 27, 2020

Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.

Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"

by The Thundercock April 24, 2023

missionary monday

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday

Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019

sunday is longer than monday

your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.

Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!

by realshadyisfat June 16, 2018