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dihydrogen monoxide

In today's lab, you're gonna be working with dihydrogen monoxide. Now in large amounts, it could cause suffocation and death. If the subtance is heated, it could cause severe burns. Cold versions of this substance can also cause frostbite. Handle this lab with extreme caution, please.
by Ichigo69 November 1, 2009
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Monoxide

A popular YouTube vlogger/"shooter". Has had many feuds with YouTuber's such as reymon14, dadirrtywhyteboi, Chriswcw5, rvdtito4life, and most recently SarcasticVenom.
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That guy's monion is as fine as any woman's booty.
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moniodis

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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Sometimes shortened to DHMO or {H2O, it is the molecular name for water. For more information about chemistry, go to a science website. For more information about water, visit your local water bottle

NOTE: Being such a rare term, it is commonly used by 4Chan to prank people. A common prank is listed below.
Did you know that there is a substance called Dihydrogen Monoxide that causes a lot of death and disturbance every second? When you breathe DHMO, you die. But Big Pharma doesn't want you to know! Dihydrogen Monoxide is present in every single vaccine, and 100% of Autistic children have drunk it. Big Pharma has put DHMO in all your medicines, and even Homeopathy cannot exist without it. If you drink too much, you die. But yet, you are given DHMO at the doctor's office when you ask for water. SMH my head Big Pharma will never learn
by swntimentoffreedom May 21, 2019
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monoxious

cat (noun), catlike (adjective), plural: monoxi (mon oxsh eye)
The calico monoxious had the purr of an angel.

The little boy had a monoxious way of drinking milk; rather than sipping it out of a cup, he would sip it out of a bowl while on all fours.
by Jess Clark August 28, 2005
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carbon monoxide

A molecule consisting of one carbon and one oxygen atom. Commonly produced when a flame does not have enough oxygen to combust completely.
I could really smell the carbon monoxide coming off that smothered candle
by the sneaky pigeon March 16, 2017
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