A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.
Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.
*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013
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Occasionally they will produce mixes with a certain theme such as an album or time of year.
On their Youtube channel they release a new song every week from one of the people on their team as well as occasionally put up free songs for download.
Their genre pool consists of: Glitch Hop, Nu Disco, Electronic Dance Music (EDM), House, Drum and Bass, Drumstep, Hard Dance, Trance, Electro, and Dubstep.
Their most noted artists that are currently on the team are Going Quantum, Rogue, Tristram, Vicetone, Matduke, and Droptek.
Their previous members whom they've released due to an increased popularity would be Ephixa, Mr. FijiWiji, Pegboard Nerds, and several others.
Occasionally they will produce mixes with a certain theme such as an album or time of year.
On their Youtube channel they release a new song every week from one of the people on their team as well as occasionally put up free songs for download.
Their genre pool consists of: Glitch Hop, Nu Disco, Electronic Dance Music (EDM), House, Drum and Bass, Drumstep, Hard Dance, Trance, Electro, and Dubstep.
Their most noted artists that are currently on the team are Going Quantum, Rogue, Tristram, Vicetone, Matduke, and Droptek.
Their previous members whom they've released due to an increased popularity would be Ephixa, Mr. FijiWiji, Pegboard Nerds, and several others.
"I can't find any good dubstep! Do you know where I could find something I'd like?"
"Try looking up Monstercat, they promote a lot of really good dubstep producers and some other stuff you might like too!"
"Try looking up Monstercat, they promote a lot of really good dubstep producers and some other stuff you might like too!"
by Blizzrdball June 4, 2013
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The Montauk Monster is a creature with a "dinosaur beak" which allegedly washed ashore dead in Ditch Plains, near Montauk, New York in late July 2008.
Speculation in published reports included theories that the Montauk Monster may be a turtle without its shell—even though the shell of a turtle cannot be removed without damaging the turtle—a dog, a raccoon, or perhaps a science experiment from the nearby government animal testing facility, the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. The "monster" may also be a decomposed pig carcass. The creature's appearance may have been altered through immersion in water for a extended period before coming to rest on the shore, making it difficult to identify.
Speculation in published reports included theories that the Montauk Monster may be a turtle without its shell—even though the shell of a turtle cannot be removed without damaging the turtle—a dog, a raccoon, or perhaps a science experiment from the nearby government animal testing facility, the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. The "monster" may also be a decomposed pig carcass. The creature's appearance may have been altered through immersion in water for a extended period before coming to rest on the shore, making it difficult to identify.
The "Montauk Monster" was decomposing in the sun as there was a slight stench in the air. It smelled like my ex-girlfriend's pussy.
by Nicky Papers September 28, 2008
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9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"
by rotondo da sosa November 27, 2022
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by Clit Norris May 17, 2011
Get the Clitty Monster mug.A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.
“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”
by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023
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1) (Verbal Noun). The act of defecating particularly large or stubborn feces from the digestive tract via the anus (in this context the feces are usually solid, but sometimes the feces can be semisolid or even liquid and still qualify as a monster shit).
2) (Noun). The feces itself that resulted from the monster shit. To safely qualify as a monster shit the feces must be remarkable in some way, such as having an unusually large mass, density, texture or any other obvious quality which identifies it as a remarkable bowel movement.
Also of note is that some people claim to have laid a monster shit, when in fact it was only an above average bowel movement. The stress of laying above average feces may make the resulting feces seem larger than they are. Applying the valsalva maneuver by holding your breath and "pushing" to force out firm feces can heighten the senses, making your anus hyper sensitive which can give the impression that your shit is larger or more monstrous than it actually is.
1) (Verbal Noun). The act of defecating particularly large or stubborn feces from the digestive tract via the anus (in this context the feces are usually solid, but sometimes the feces can be semisolid or even liquid and still qualify as a monster shit).
2) (Noun). The feces itself that resulted from the monster shit. To safely qualify as a monster shit the feces must be remarkable in some way, such as having an unusually large mass, density, texture or any other obvious quality which identifies it as a remarkable bowel movement.
Also of note is that some people claim to have laid a monster shit, when in fact it was only an above average bowel movement. The stress of laying above average feces may make the resulting feces seem larger than they are. Applying the valsalva maneuver by holding your breath and "pushing" to force out firm feces can heighten the senses, making your anus hyper sensitive which can give the impression that your shit is larger or more monstrous than it actually is.
1) "I can't talk now Jane, I am taking a monster shit and it requires my complete attention so I will have to call you back"
2) "I wouldn't go to the garden shed for a little while, Bobby got high again and laid a monster shit right on top of your lawn mower"
2) "I wouldn't go to the garden shed for a little while, Bobby got high again and laid a monster shit right on top of your lawn mower"
by Jaykea June 30, 2009
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