momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

Metasexual

beyond orgasmic - the ultimate high where you don't know whether to laugh or cry it's so metaphysical/sexual; being one with your body in ways you never experienced; an almost out of body experience where you are beyond

when i climax, it's a metasexual experience!

by Cindy Kona February 25, 2008

momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

Metasexual

A metasexual is someone who is aroused only by references to the sex they are having, rather than the sex itself.

"We are having sex right now!"
"This knowledge arouses me!"
"You are such a flaming metasexual."

by Zig Awesome August 1, 2007

monisexual

Sexually attracted to people, and particularly their penis or vagina. Highly sexual person

Person 1: I like penis. and vagina. I’m like really attracted to having them in my face. Like a lot. Like a lot of them like a lot of the time. What’s the word for that?

Person 2: oh you are monisexual.

by Dressy July 10, 2018