Momio

Sick european social platform for kids under the age of 18

hey, did you see my new post on momio?

by sawawpuas April 16, 2019

Momma

She is always there for me. When I fall She is always there to help me up. She backs me up and helps me. But most importantly she loves me.

My momma is the best woman in the world!!

by Diamomd_Sniper May 28, 2018

Momma lou

The most powerful of Milfs capable of taking on over one hundred males on a single night most left emotionally broken only one man in a thousand can tame such a beast. Legend has it not only does a momma Lou take your innocence she takes your soul.

"Yo fam how was your date last night"
"I don't wanna talk about it cuh she was one hell of a momma Lou"

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 1, 2017

mommacrinologist

A mother of a child with an endocrine condition (i.e. diabetes or growth hormone deficiency) who is an expert at managing their child's condition. This parent does a fantastic job managing their child's condition in coordination with the pediatric endocrinologist. Mommacrinologists are frequently married to poppacrinologists}.

The mommacrinologist did a superb job adjusting their child's insulin bolus for exercise.

by PedsEndoDoc May 1, 2018

mammonlovesme_

Simps for mammon

mammonlovesme_ is a hot person who simps for mammon only.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Greasy momma

A female version of a slick daddy. She wears prada but only has one dollar in her pocket. She birthed children just to collect welfare.

That girl is a total greasy momma

by Urbanoreos July 2, 2016

Momdom

A juxtaposition between "Mom" and "Femdom" which normally refers to the sexual act between a young adult male and mature female role playing under an incestuous "mother and son" fantasy dynamic.

"You seem awfully close to your son..."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."

by BalrogLune February 11, 2018