A mom, usually around middle age, that goes to the gym, tans, tries to look like shes 20, and hooks up with people that are much younger than her.
Similar to a cougar.
Similar to a cougar.
by J Rex March 30, 2011
Get the mombro mug.That dude's such a Momberger. He totally fucked that chick right at the counter.
She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.
She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.
by Fascist Pork August 20, 2006
Get the Momberger mug.by zmom October 29, 2009
Get the Mombie mug.Any problem encountered that has to do with one's offspring, directly or indirectly, typically if you're a mom. Dads can also have momblems, but those are more commonly known as "popblems". Single moms are especially prone to momblems.
"Ugh, I've got to get Timothy to soccer practice by 4, but Shannon's recital is all the way across town at 4:15. Not to mention that the potroast isn't cooking right, and won't be ready come dinnertime...I've got me some serious momblems."
"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."
"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."
"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."
"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."
by Jonniemahboi June 16, 2014
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"My Momdre is way cool foo she ghost rides the whip when she picks me up from school"
"My Momdre is way cool foo she ghost rides the whip when she picks me up from school"
by 3m!ly........ April 2, 2009
Get the momdre mug.A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.
The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.
by SPQR November 12, 2007
Get the mombie mug.A sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck-it-uppers.
My mombie game is strong. I have managed to scrub the walls, make dinner, bathe the kids, and drink an entire pot of coffee in one gulp on 2 hours of broken sleep.
by Stillrad May 21, 2015
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