Mom's Spaghetti

n./adv./v.

The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out

This dude chokin' look at his sweater mom's spaghetti

by aceofspades8 December 14, 2017

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

by mih naem jeff May 12, 2017

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

Mom Friend

That one friend in your squad that's super responsible and almost over-protective of them. Usually every friend group has a mom friend, and if you think your squad doesn't have one, then you're probably the Mom Friend!

Megan hasn't been drinking at all tonight since she's our designated driver. She's a total Mom Friend.

by giraffe112 February 23, 2015

ur mom gay lel

100x more worse than "ur mom gay lol." the "lel" overcomes everything and making it the best comeback in the history of ever.

Guy 1: ur ugly
Guy 2: ur mom gay lel
the whole world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by jilliansavukinas October 20, 2018

fancy mom

a mom who doesnt work because her rich husband makes good money but is out if town a lot possibly doing things he isn’t supposed to be doing. The fancy mom feels a false sense of millennial entitlement even though she is in her 40’s probably drinking red wine all day while popping Xanax in her yoga pants

Look at that fancy mom at junior’s soccer game.

What’s that fancy mom got in her Yeti?

by gfysowmong February 24, 2019

tiger mom

A mother in Asian culture. She often will have a timetable made for her children for when they can study which is often most of their time. They're ruthless and want their children to be the smartest as the high population in China and other Asian countries cause a very large amount of competition for university entry and other such things alike. They may be ruthless but they're mostly doing it for your own sake.

Tiger mom:"What are you doing?"
Child:"I'm reading Shakespeare"
Tiger mom:"You need to be studying, not reading"

by Pancake Knight May 29, 2018