Mario mokes.
Mokes make me pee my pants.
To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.
If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.
Mokes make me pee my pants.
To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.
If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.
by Mari-yo-yo December 11, 2010
a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.
"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"
"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
by Natasha Everette June 08, 2010
A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.
by The_Deej February 13, 2009
Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
by SwanSong2010 April 26, 2010
A form of broken English that Hawaii residents use on a daily basis formed when The Islands were stolen from the natives and slowly transitioned into a part of the USA
by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018
Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.
Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
by Boytigra October 23, 2008