motimotivatevate

Motivating someone to motivate

I need to be motimotivatevated to motivate you to go to the gym

by Some_random_name November 20, 2022

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021

Sam mortimore

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small

*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

Mortime

Some faggoty ass nigga who gets real wasted at a party and stays behind sos he can hook up wit anotha nigga and later be pretendin it dint happen tha next day.

-Yo Tre 5, im gon chill here for sommortime, these bitches be fly.
-Shit nigga, we all know this mortime be after these niggas and not these bitches. He ain;t commin to my pad no more.

by FriscoNigga420 August 7, 2008

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008

mortimer

described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person

When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob

by covington May 9, 2006