Brain Dead Motherfucker

An absolute Dolt. Someone who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Man, you're one Brain Dead Motherfucker for doing that.

by JimmyOre July 7, 2009

Real motherfucker

Real motherfucker, someone who always commits to whatever they are doing.

For example, yo did you see Steve knock that guy out who checked out his girls ass? He's a real motherfucker

by Mickylad97 May 22, 2018

Mount Motherfucker

Known primarily among Marines undergoing training at the School of Infantry at Camp Pendleton, California as the least desirable place to hump a pack. Tops off at "Recon Ridge". Named as such because when you are going up, your thoughts consist of little more than "motherfucker..."

PFC. Smith: Fuuuck, we're doing what for PT today?
PVT. Johnson: A pack run up Mount Motherfucker.

by usmcvegas January 9, 2010

worthless motherfucker

To be completely without worth, and a motherfucker at the same time.

Those guys sure are a bunch of worthless motherfuckers!

by Linetrash January 22, 2014

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

by Davezor January 22, 2004

Surprise Motherfucker

When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly

" Surprise Motherfucker" .... "oh shit dude you scared me!"

by Zoku February 12, 2013

Surprise Motherfucker

The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.

When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.

by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017