gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009

Thomas Mouass

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

by jw July 18, 2004

madass

A word you use instead of the word badass, when you think something is enormously cool
It can also be used in situations thats are dare or evil.

(For make it even cooler , place the word "fucking" before the using phrase)

Damn marer! That skateboard trick was fucking madass!!

or

Person A: Lets rob Bill Gates parking meter
Person B: No fucking way! he´s FBI-SWAT team would kill us, it would have been really madass though.

by Marer November 16, 2007