McConnellism

Any policy approved by Senator Mitch McConnell that is detrimental to the working or middle class people in the United States of America.

The factory I work in is being shut down and moved to China, due to McConnellism.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008

to McConaughey

To enjoy the gifts life has brought you. Named after actor Matthew McConaughey who seems to be genuinely aware of the extraordinary lucky turns his life took and fully enjoys them. Everybody can be a McConaughey; it's just a matter of enjoying what's at hand and not focusing on what's still missing.

Joe: I'm under terrible stress, life's such a bitch...
Sam: Man, look at yourself! You need a fresh perspective. Life's a gift and you should enjoy it every once in a while. You gotta learn to McConaughey more!
Tim: Yeah, McConaughey the day!

by BusyC March 31, 2008

matthew mcconaughey'd

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

McConnellism

Using immoral partisan tricks to benefit the interests of self and party over the prosperity of America and democracy

The government shutdown is McConnellism at it's worst

by Extant January 11, 2019

Bitch McConnell

An updated name for Mitch McConnell now that he has become Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

Mitch McConnell is now more accurately referred to as Bitch McConnell since he is now Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

by BuffDudeTotally January 12, 2021

McConaughey

A guy that always finds an excuse to take his shirt off is "pulling a McConaughey".

My neighbor goes to the mailbox shirtless everyday, just to give the neighborhood yentas something to meow about....I swear that guys is "pulling a McConaughey".

by dehubb133 October 16, 2008

Mojono

The sex slaying appeal of an individual or ones ability to be a mojono 'magnet' inwhich the biddies are practically as wet as the ocean over you. Can be seen as a type of charm.

When your on the pussy patrol and a biddie is looking you up:
"She's definitely mirin my mojono bro."
Then you bro is all like:
"Your Mojono would split her bro."

"My Mojono would make her as wet and powerful as a power hydrant"

by Hornythorny September 8, 2013