by Sugartits28 October 19, 2010

by Matt111 January 13, 2008

by redneck dumbass July 19, 2008

A faboulus tasting soft drink made by Pepsi. Bold in flavor and amzing green color, really if you want the easist definition its simply, "The Nector of the Gods" (plus its endorsed by Chuck Norris so its automatically BAMF) Drink up!!!!
by Kurtifer StClair January 11, 2008

by qwertydude June 6, 2007

mountain dew = mount-and-do
term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow
term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow
by Retrosolja May 28, 2008

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.
Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.
by Morbidia July 19, 2008
