A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
by Xhosa is September 27, 2018
Get the Chlorophyll mitochondria mug.“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017
Get the The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell mug.*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*
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Get the Mitochondriaphilia mug.jeez, she's being such mitrochondria,she infuriates me so much just because he hugged me doesn't mean she has to force it out of him.
by Monsterking2020 April 16, 2022
Get the mitrochondria mug.A disease where one finds sexual excitement by rolling around in a pile of debree, usually containing shards of glass, salt, and lemons. The seering pain sends them into an altered state of consciousness and brings about explosive bouts of joy and sexual relief.
Richie suffered from severe Michochondrianotisitis, until he added bee pheremone to his pile and was slowly consumed by a swarm or ravenous half-a-bees.
by Tyson Fudge April 19, 2005
Get the Michochondrianotisitis mug.one who overworks themselves to provide for others, sacrificing their own health; one who is depended on but themselves independent.
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