Masteress

The female form of a master.

"Thank YOU spaghetti masteress!"

by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008

Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

by Rob bie April 1, 2012

Mistress day

The day before St-Valentines, February 13th, which is known as the official Mistress Day.

Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.

by Dr Manian March 29, 2012

Mercury Mistress

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.

Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .

by Robsatx November 5, 2005

Mosteresteresteresteresteresterest

It is the extreme most that wins any and every debate on who do what most.

I love Gage mosteresteresteresteresteresterest.

by Eevea2623 June 16, 2018

Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019