missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

by bellewasok April 11, 2005

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.

Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.

by Cx2UR January 14, 2009

missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

by Rozaaay February 21, 2014

misseded

the past tense of missed

i misseded you

by iammewhoareu October 22, 2009

missed

Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.

Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."

by Chopper Charlie November 19, 2010

missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

by shane2012 November 8, 2009