misery loves company

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from knowing that others are unhappy too.

you get into a shyt load of trouble, but your friends are in trouble too so that makes you feel less bad.---> misery loves company.

by danaayyy May 25, 2007

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

miseryxchord

Publisher of DOOM! Magazine, stays prepared for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

MiseryXchord keeps a shotgun and machete handy in case of zombies.

by Steampunk Octopod December 31, 2011

les misérables

The greatest musical evar. Which is NOT SET DURING THE French Revolution, but the Paris student uprisings of the 1830s. Oy.

Going to see Les Misérables this weekend -- YAY

by joe-nobody October 4, 2005

Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

by jonesberger February 5, 2019

Ur sister is a mister

An insult meaning that your sister is actually a transgender man. This insult is so rare it has only been said by 4 people and was buried in the Egyptian pyramids to never see the light of day.

Guy: ur mum gay
You take out a golden box
Guy: Holy fuck hold on man I was just joking please don’t do this
You: Ur sister is a MISTER
World explodes

by RegimeoftheGalactic March 14, 2018

Miscellaneoused

To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.

"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!"

"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"

by mattanaw July 22, 2021