Minions

little yellow shits that go around yelling banana and other shit u cant understand.

John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.

by MaliciousFloppy October 9, 2015

satan's minions

see

esoteric-occult-secret_societies-fraternal orders etc

satan and his minions are sick assholes

by fuckin freaks January 8, 2005

Minions

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Donald Trump is related to minions

by Th3rd July 31, 2015

Minions

Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching

"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"

by Netherdwells August 13, 2015

minioneatz

minioneatz Is a tiktoker that doesn’t post much but is very cool and nice

My favorite tiktoker is minioneatz

by Somebody online March 15, 2022

Karen Minions

The dirty little shlaaaaaaags that will do anything to please their Queen Karen

"go and have a go at these people for breaking covid laws my Karen Minions but make sure you also break the same rule but play innocent if they call you out on it"
"Yes Queen Karen, anything for you"

by Sausage has been battered February 14, 2021

oscars minions

Oscars minions are people who eat skyline, wear wife beaters, hate minorities, drink beer, and degrade women.

Oscars minions are so nelk.

by Oscars minions February 20, 2022