The Milkman

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.

Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

by milkmans_New_Moderator July 30, 2020

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

50's Milkman

Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.

Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.

by Foetusincome November 9, 2011

Milkmaid

A woman who performs oral sex on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral sex is the primary dimension to the relationship.

John: "Man, I need a milkmaid who can drain my balls a couple of times a week."
Randy: "Why not place an ad on Craigslist for that?"

by Been There, Done That October 18, 2012

milkman's lozenges

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank

Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007

Milklady

When a woman skilled in her "profession" knows how to make a guy release his biggest load, therefore milking him.

"yo, you think I should get with Marissa?"
"She's a whore, but she sure is a milklady, so hell yeah"

by Markbro January 27, 2013

Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.

My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018