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milena

Beautiful, smart and voluptous. Quite often this name belongs to a sexy, brunette European with a flair for fashion.
Wow...I wish I as Milena as you are... damn gurl!!!
by Miss Booty September 26, 2006
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cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010
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mileage whore

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.
She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.
by KPinOH September 14, 2006
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mineva

Mineva means that she is and always will be the ultimate BO$$. Nobody stands a chance against her because they will get crushed. If you find a person with this name, you should probably count yourself as lucky.
Mineva is the BO$$
by BO$$ M🅾️DE September 3, 2017
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low mileage

by Jeff Gawrys October 9, 2003
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pussy mileage

noun.

the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage
by pussy mileage calculator May 25, 2011
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Mileven

Another word used instead of "Mid" or "Mediocre" to describe when something is average or less than something else
"This food is so Mileven"
"That show was very Mileven"
by GoldenCreature October 15, 2022
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