Clearly, Trump's choice of running mate was as close as he could get to showing the world what he wanted to show the world.
"I am the most transparent president America has ever seen", said Trump. And it's true, his inner workings are always on display, nowhere more so than in his choice of 'running mate', where it was obvious that Mike Pence = My Penis. The same one who cannot say "Black Lives Matter".
by Monkey's Dad June 21, 2020
"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"
by ShigShug August 12, 2023
Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 17, 2022
A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.
Ouch! Kill Mike Pence!
by Giant Choad February 7, 2022