A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

Midget arm

A Big Dick,
If you have a large dick yo can refer to it as a midget arm

From Dorrough's "Hood Bitch Fetish" : Ima get it goin", Get it goin, so i can go to the spot and hit her with this Midget Arm!

by BLacKSponge March 15, 2010

Eric the Midget Paradox

Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.

Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.

"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"

by Zoinker March 26, 2008

mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 23, 2011