A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.
I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.
by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010
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I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."
by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011
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Girl A: You're a lesbian right? You're just using Bob as a fake boyfriend, right?
Girl B: (holds up middle finger)
Girl B: (holds up middle finger)
by Cheers128 July 14, 2010
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Kilikopela used the Hawiian-style middle finger on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.
by Chris Venus November 11, 2006
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People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.
People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.
Person 1: "Why are they wearing a middle finger ring?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"
by ItsBubsBud September 4, 2019
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