micronosity

The quality or characteristic of being micro-managed

In order to build their own self-esteem and self-worth, managers with tiny little pointy minds will practice the art of micro Mormon management micronosity.

by obp March 8, 2012

microship

A sexual or emotional relationship that normally lasts less than a week. It could last a little longer but two weeks maximum. booty fling relationship short sweet

I've had 4 microships with women in the past 2 months.

by Slap Bass May 21, 2016

microshit fanboy

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

Microshaft

unusually small penis

I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft

by Schizo319 April 20, 2006

microsish

When you freeze your nuts and rip them off then dunk a basket with them

I want to microsish my enemies

by Imafucknutt May 16, 2018

Microbos

God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Microbos?"

Guy 2: "You mean Micro-clit?"

by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010

Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

by Khordas August 9, 2003