Mickey Mouse Shit

Term used to describe the childish actions of an adult.

Bob: Your telling me he tattled on you?

Jim Bo: Yeah, ain't that some Mickey Mouse Shit?

by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Mickey

When you magically pull something off, typically in gaming, that shouldn’t have happened; as if you were in a Disney show.

Mark: Whoever won last time got a Mickey. That’s all I’m gonna say.

by Mr.YumYum December 13, 2021

mickey-dodger

a female who openly shies away from sex

"Jules says after 3 months she still hasn't slept with Peter, gosh she's such a mickey-dodger"

by MissNO April 6, 2010

Mickey Mouse reseller

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.

Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller

by Real reseller January 18, 2022

Mickey drips

Originated from the show King Gary SE:2 EP6 It is when the penis dribbles urine after urinating and mark appears on your clothing where the dribble has soaked into the material.

I can’t wear light trouser any more, as I might get a bad case of the mickey drips as my bladder isn’t as strong as it once was.

by Steakcon September 16, 2021

Doing a mickey

Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat

Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey

by Crazysteve July 27, 2016

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022