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michela is a true beauty. She is very compassionate, understanding and accepting. Hates drama or any thing of the sort. Beautiful from head-to-toe, soul-to-mind. A michela is super friendly but is also very selective of who is apart of her circle. Getting into an intimate relationship with a michela is rare. Michela's aren't much for having relationships, they are care free and think of their freedom before anything else. Feel lucky if you happen to find yourself engaging anything remotely intimate with a Michela. Although Michela's are kind, they are often mistaken for being flirtatious. Michela's have an uncontrollable temper that they will take out on you if you piss one off. Michela's literally see red when made upset or mad and you will get the horns, boy. Bottom line, don't fuck with a Michela.
Michela is a good friend
Michela by Jayson__. November 21, 2021

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer
talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline
Dirty Micheline by ya girl miche September 15, 2023
Ingredients:

1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
lime wedge for garnish

Burns going in and out.
Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.
Michelada by JeffMorgan October 14, 2010

Micheladazo 

Be it said of the first michelada to be consumed at the start of the school term.
"Oh man what a shitty first day of school, time to get the starting micheladazo!"
Micheladazo by -- Rojo -- April 12, 2010
An alcoholic drink made with cerveza(Mexican lager), tomato juice/chelada, lime juice, sometimes garnished similar to a Bloody Mary (celery stick, olives, maybe a shrimp, and a spicy salty rim). Make it a super by adding a shot of tequila.
Let's go get micheladas and Mexican food, I know the perfect place!
Michelada by Beckers_dog April 27, 2016

Michelin Man 

When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.
Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night