Meatard

A vegetarian

"uhh sorry i don't eat meat... I'm slightly meatarded"

by Josh Vinson July 1, 2008

mentard

A person who has difficulty grasping simple concepts that is being mentored by a mentorer

Sally is a scholar, Jimmy wants to be a scholar but he is a bit slow at understanding scholarly concepts. Jimmy is Sally's mentard.

by Soitenlysue June 10, 2009

memtard

Like a remtard but more minging.

I would shag your mum, but she's a bit of a memtard.

by rhinshaw April 3, 2010

mowtard

Someone who is so retarded that there isn’t a proper word in the English dictionary to describe them; see also Hunter Phillips

Man did you see Hunter last night at the races?? Yea! He’s a fucking Mowtard

by Mwayne September 25, 2017

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

Meltard

An alternate name for a retard. More friendly and accepting. They won’t be able to tell the difference, they’re retarded.

My cousin had Down Syndrome. We refer to him as Meltarded so he stops screeching.

by GuacamoleNiggaToilet February 21, 2019

Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019