Mew

Mewing is when you use your errection (boner) to poke (prod) some unfortunate cunt. It is a sex practice and is also used as self defence against rape.

Person 1: He plays golf so I Mewed him!
Person 2: He deserves it for playing a bad sport!

by Mew69 October 21, 2012

Mew

1. n. A pink pokemon

2. v. The sound your cat makes

3. adj. obnoxious or loud

4. n. The funniest person in the world who is better than Britney Spears. And believes that he or she has ninja powers.

Well your a mew!

Ah mew powers

"I wish you were more mewish"

by frenchie fries November 14, 2009

mews

a Freudian typo from a cat loving person when typing "mess up" - can be used in place of "fuck up" "screw up" etc.

Me: "If people love each other more like they love their family pets, relationships/marriages would last longer..."
Brandy: "People mews things up somehow with each other..."

by BranBran the Hopeless Romantic November 30, 2011

Mew

A term that means "Fuck me against a wall all night long".

John: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Jennifer: Mew!
John: You sure about that?
Jennifer: You bet!

*Note: Consent is important. Don't take the word "mew" as permission to have sex with someone.*

by Rose Quartz__ June 13, 2017

mew

mew is a pokemon not a frikin word of a cat -.-'

hey,look it's mew! let's catch it

by vageta August 4, 2007

Mew

A sound that cats (mostly kittens) make, cuter than meow. Can signify; confusion (Mew?), content (Mew.), etc.

Mew?

by CatloveParamecius June 13, 2018

mew

major. epic. win.

Guy 1: "Dude! I totally got laid last night!"
Guy 2: "mew."
Guy 1: "?!?!"
Guy 2: "Major epic win. Le duh."

by San Cristobal June 8, 2011