metrotard

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

by rachiebear October 20, 2006

Metrostroi

Metrostroi is a realy funny mod on Garry's Mod. Mostly used for simulate russian metro. But everytime you derail or its been laggy.

A: Want you play Metrostroi?
B: Sure but only with 1 FPS.
A: O.o

by Akimazu January 3, 2020

Metropark

An extreme metro sexual. One who dresses gay without being gay.

Hey, Aaron, you look so clean, almost gay looking, you're a metropark.

by MMDG July 22, 2010

Metrotranny

1. A person who is more dense than a subatomic particle.
2. A person who's train of thought is a monorail.
3. Another way of managing four things at once
4. A person who is so dense, they think they're gay even though they're obviously not.

Check out that Metrotranny over there!
You mean that gay guy?
No, I've met that guy before, he's not gay... He's just in desperate need of a friend... you should go talk to him.
I don't want to. He's wierd.

by TPaine1979 December 2, 2010

merustard

merustard is a man that can never miss even if there is a gunpoint to his head he also has a huge cock and if you don’t follow him what are you doing 😐

Merustard is a goat

by merustard February 20, 2021

Metromatrilineality

A modern man who, born of a non-Jewess, declares his Jewish faith because his wife, who, also non-Jewess born professes to be an Israelite!

My, we have fallen

The Metromatrilineality of Keir Starmer means that, I am unable to believe what he promises when it comes to the use of UK armed forces in attempts to assist further Israeli genocide in Gaza City itself, but the Gaza strip as a whole.

We as Christians, find it unconscionable.

by RhinestoneJewboy October 3, 2025