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metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.
by Mighty max August 3, 2007
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metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.
by Grant January 9, 2005
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metro sexual

A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.
by Chaz April 20, 2004
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metro sexual

a metro sexual is a straight person who likes pempering himself with facial, manicures and massages
When a guy pretends he is straight but he does things that girls due.
by josue December 8, 2003
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metro sexual

Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!
by Buzzin Bitch April 5, 2005
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metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.
by Grant January 9, 2005
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metro sexual

A heterosexual male who is awakening the potential of the 'Right Brain'. Meaning: higher sensitivity, increased intellectual & spiritual capacity.
Further leading to a negation of the primal ape-like responses of the 'left-brained' dominated male.
Tom Cruise, Jeff Goldblum, Billy Bob Thorton, Will Smith, Sean Penn...
by Earth Academy June 26, 2004
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