Matchables

Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha

well lets go to highland and look for some ppl with matchables

by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003

Throw the match

To deliberately lose a game or fight. It may be when one could've won, but wanted their opponent to score. Or it may occur when one suspects that their loss is inevitable.

The track star helped the injured, opponent runner cross the finish line. He has great character to throw the match of a national championship race.

by Justanotherpetal May 25, 2017

Match

A term referred to putting in an equal amount of weed to the rest of the people in your smoking group. In other words, if Pip throws in a nug of kine bud, Dudeman has to match the same amount of weed that was put in.

Hey Pip, wanna match up with me after school bro?

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

match it

When two or more people are smoking marijuana, and they each require a blunt (marijuana cigarette) of their own. They pass their blunts to eachother and smoke.

Yo nugga match it bitch. It's fuckin 1am what the Fuck? Let's fuckin smoke already!

by maryjane candy cane December 30, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

Match stick kiss

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.

Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

by Beyonce_is_my_sex June 22, 2009

Meatchtables

1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long

2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.

I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.

She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.

by Organization XIII May 6, 2010