Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

Meither

1. To be bothersome.
2. Keep Pestering

Origin: Lancashire, UK

Shurrup wiv yer meithering!

Pronounced: (mI-ther) accent on the long I.

by Cbass July 31, 2003

Martha

When Martha is angry she’s a formidable opponent. When she is happy she is the most selfless, beautiful, honest and caring individual. Anyone who has Martha in their life is blessed and should count themselves lucky. If there were more Martha’s in the world the world would be a happier and better place.

Martha is the queen of everything

by Mmmmmmnnnn December 27, 2018

UD merch!

You really got so bored you searched it up.

Sigh… I’m so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time I’ll just search up “UD merch!”

by Emi1iooo October 26, 2022

Merch

Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.

Merch they sell Jordan’s on Walmart website!

Or

She started that beef and I can merch it

by Tikibomb October 24, 2018

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

Merch

Chicago slang for prove or put on something

Girl 1:”a whole group of bitches just tried to jump me”!
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!

Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it

Boy 2:omg lemme see

So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂

by DiamondGiselle April 21, 2019