John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008

Merrik

A guy is is kind, loving and sweet. You are lucky if you are friends with a Merrik. Even luckier if your with him. Don’t break his heart cause he only has one.

Merrik is the best!!

by Hi Jeff how was ur day?? October 15, 2019

merrineum

The days between the butthole of xmas and the junk of new year.

(Mer-uh-nee-uh-m)
merry perineum

“You free for a coffee any time around the holidays?”
“I can spare a couple of hours in the merrineum”.

Because of the boxing day sales, bargain hunting is popular in the merrineum.

After the family xmas get-together, Sarah decided to spend the merrineum visiting friends.

Merrineal:...of ,or pertaining to, the merrineum.

by Hairyyahoo December 15, 2017

Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.

by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018

Merrissa

Merrissa is the best person on planet earth! She attracts all the guys and is drop dead gorgeous. Merrissa is the nicest and sweetest person to ever live on earth. You are lucky if you have a Merrissa in your life!!

“Merrissa is so sweet” “oh i know right!”

by winx talley April 15, 2021