merritt island high school

A booksmart school but none of the kids having any common sense at all and people are totally rude, and full of rapists and their math program is SHIT .

“You go to merritt island high school?”

“Yeah why bitch?”

“ god i was just asking”

by Stealingyagirl December 03, 2017

Merrittive

Tom Merritt's narrative.

When Tom Merritt solves a problem by setting up a narrative to exemplify the solution. He gives a merrittive.

by hotmilkgt February 23, 2011

will merritt

Gangster

“Yo Jamie that guy acts like a proper will merritt cuz”

by No face no case cuz April 13, 2020

Merritt

To talk shit and make a bet then pull a no show

So this hillbilly , at work, was poppin’ mad shit about how good he was at COD. I said let run the 2v2 and he totally pulled a Merritt. What a wing.

by Top 5 January 01, 2020

The Merrittive

The way Fred sees it and is usually correct.

If someone offers you The Merrittive, you're about to get schooled!

by M73 March 21, 2023

Doug Merritt

Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls

Dude I was on a green park bench and pulled a Doug Merritt

by Yuhhhhhhhhhhayedee November 16, 2018

Dirty Merritt

This is a sexual act when you shove your 2 buck teeth into the anus and yell "You like them tonsils?"

"I would defiantly give that guy a dirty Merritt."

by Z@NDER April 30, 2024