Joseph Carey Merrick

The proper name of the "Elephant Man" John Merrick. It became to be known as John Merrick because of the movie "Elephant Man" which also had many inaccurate points.

Joseph Carey Merrick was the greatest human being te ever grace the face of the earth.

by Love Stains March 27, 2006

Merrymaking

Just like it's used to describe common celebrations like Christmas and Easter, it refers to a party involving people coming together to have a good time and participating in the events and activities, usually invloving in music, sex, drugs and alcohol, that are taking place at a persons home.

Apparantely everyone is merrymaking up at some hussey's house tonight over in Alfredon, be there or be square.

by benjiUØCH September 1, 2007

Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Jay Merrick

That idiot in Marble Hornets (A slenderverves series) Who dosent know how to dial 911, or might not even know WHAT a police officer is.

Dude call the police
Whats the number?
You are such a Jay Merrick

by A.new.kinda.plague January 16, 2021

Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005