Merp

getting hella drunk.

guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP

by THOMAS BACH February 29, 2012

merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

by ibewcountry June 29, 2011

Merp

Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

by Maaaadibro April 10, 2011

Merp

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

by swaagnitz October 27, 2011

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

by Poop Loop May 16, 2012