The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
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Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
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Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.
Carlos: Use Merle's Law
Merle: I agree
Carlos: Use Merle's Law
Merle: I agree
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by James Michael Bond November 21, 2021
Get the Merle Annelie mug.The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.
Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.
Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.
Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.
Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.
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Get the dirty merle mug.A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!
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