by Angrydragon009 September 27, 2016
An older middle-aged woman who works at Target and has a shirt that's obviously too small for her because the split on the side of her work shirt exposes her belly. She is often seen with glasses and yelling at her fellow employees.
Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.
Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.
Person 1: "Look at that woman yelling at all the employees! The one with the glasses!"
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."
by Bolladonk-adonk November 29, 2009
by Lauren (the L in MERL) October 18, 2003
by Patrick Roughen September 27, 2007
a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.
by Sargent Soul Spank August 02, 2010
Merl grove is a school that has the best girls you will ever find in Jamaica, the girls are very sexy, loving, loyal and caring. Dating one of these girls will always be a great choice
by Merl Grove January 02, 2023
Merl Grove high is an all-girl school in Kingston filled with dignified young ladies, the ladies of Merl Grove High School are smart, gorgeous, and lovely. Most Merl Grove girls are in love with either a Kc, Jc, or Barman. You will never catch a Merl Grove girl fighting over no man because we are better than that, unlike the Holy Childhood girls..
by justarandomgem January 02, 2023