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Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Merch

Chicago slang for prove or put on something
Girl 1:”a whole group of bitches just tried to jump me”!
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!

Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it

Boy 2:omg lemme see

So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
by DiamondGiselle April 21, 2019
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merch it

A South Chicago term used to put your word on something.
Reese: Yo how do I know you're not lying
Abe: Bro I'll merch it on my mama!
by GSalez December 19, 2016
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Merchant Marine

The commercial ships of a nation and the men and women who man them, both as licensed officers and unlicensed crew. While Navy ships act to defend a nation on the sea, Merchant ships deliver cargo worldwide and are manned by civilians. U.S. Merchant Mariners are the highest paid in the world.

Consists of Freighters, Tankers, RoRo's, Tugboats, Barges, and Ferries

Ships are split into three departments in which personnel work: Deck (navigation, cargo operations, external maintenance), Engineering (propulsion, electrical, and any machinery), and Stewards (cooks).
"I sailed in the Merchant Marine before going to college."
by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007
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Melih

The best person in bed you will ever meet. Usually a guy who is loved by many ladies.
Lady X "Oh my God , last night i had a Melih in my bed!"
Lady Y "Really, how was it ?"
Lady X"AMAZING !!!"
by Funtichachy January 23, 2012
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happy merchant

A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.

Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
by CptMeep January 6, 2016
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'merica

Bald eagle on one shoulder, stars and stripes draped over the other. Mouthful of bacon with Jack Daniels in the left had and an S&W 1911 in the right while fighting off naked bitches that can't keep their hands off you since Freedom never smelled so good.
by smokeyballs March 20, 2016
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