Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
by DiamondGiselle April 21, 2019
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Get the merch it mug.The commercial ships of a nation and the men and women who man them, both as licensed officers and unlicensed crew. While Navy ships act to defend a nation on the sea, Merchant ships deliver cargo worldwide and are manned by civilians. U.S. Merchant Mariners are the highest paid in the world.
Consists of Freighters, Tankers, RoRo's, Tugboats, Barges, and Ferries
Ships are split into three departments in which personnel work: Deck (navigation, cargo operations, external maintenance), Engineering (propulsion, electrical, and any machinery), and Stewards (cooks).
Consists of Freighters, Tankers, RoRo's, Tugboats, Barges, and Ferries
Ships are split into three departments in which personnel work: Deck (navigation, cargo operations, external maintenance), Engineering (propulsion, electrical, and any machinery), and Stewards (cooks).
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Lady Y "Really, how was it ?"
Lady X"AMAZING !!!"
Lady Y "Really, how was it ?"
Lady X"AMAZING !!!"
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Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
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Dan Bilzerian is a textbook definition of 'merica.
by smokeyballs March 20, 2016
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