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Bald eagle on one shoulder, stars and stripes draped over the other. Mouthful of bacon with Jack Daniels in the left had and an S&W 1911 in the right while fighting off naked bitches that can't keep their hands off you since Freedom never smelled so good.
by smokeyballs December 11, 2015
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