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MENSTRALOGY

THE ATTEMPT TO CREATE AN ONTOLOGY THAT STUDIES THE PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, AND SPIRITUAL INFLUENCES THAT CAN DETERMINE HOW INDIVIDUALS WILL ACT IN SITUATIONS WHEN THEY ARE AWASH IN A CYCLE OF FLUCTUATING HORMONES.
HERE ARE SOME COMMON EXAMPLES OF MENSTRALOGY AND CONDITIONS YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE:
PSYCLONIC HEMA-RAGES, EMOTIONAL SPOTTING,HARMONIC TIDES; EASY COME, EASY FLOW,AND SAILOR'S DELIGHT, ETC.
"RED DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MEAN STOP."
by MALCOLM FEASANCE October 17, 2008
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Menstrowaiting

"I think I'm pregnant, I'm menstrowaiting right now"
by BrynMyrddin September 11, 2011
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Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
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menstral malaria

The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.
If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!

My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
by busygirl March 24, 2011
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menstro crap

A menstro crap is the shits that you produce when your having a period...it is much more smelly than a regular shite, and is of a runny consistency.
kid- 'urggggggggggggghhh whats that terrible smell'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'
by Auntie Flow July 5, 2009
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menstropire

menstropire - a person who engages in oral sex on a woman during her period
I am not fond of going down on my lady. Except during that time of the month. I am a total menstropire, sue me
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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menstralpalsey

Those who are going through menopause in a cerebral palsey fashion
You've got the menstralpalsey
by Cripplelodger November 10, 2020
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