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global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change
Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.
by Commoguy April 20, 2010
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any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010
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Queen of Menopause

A women who is 50+, and became such a narcissistic peice of shit when they hit the age of 50 because there hormones decided to hate on them. Their partners or husbands mostly refuse to have sex with them when they are a QOM as they treat others especially when they abuse their husbands.
Shes a Queen of Menopause, her husband is probably going to divorce her soon if she cant treat him better.
by NotoriusMocha March 23, 2021
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Menopause

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.
by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021
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Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.
I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.
by La Juliet August 10, 2017
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Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.
Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"
by Skell ington August 24, 2021
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Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.
Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018
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