monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

momologue

when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores

person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.

by KemKitty November 9, 2014

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

Manologue

1. To speak at great length while women are waiting to speak, esp. on a panel or other professional setting. 2. Prolonged mansplaining.

Jack was certain his 20-minute impromptu manologue covered the finer points of Jill's lecture, which was next.

by LtotheP September 20, 2014

Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues is about breaking down boundaries and loving everything about yourself. Its a play about female self esteem. If you have a vagina, you HAVE to see this play. If you don't have a vagina, you should still see the play, be but warned - there is no way, unless you used to have a vagina, that you will understand everything.

Vagina Monologues = what comes out when you scream "VAGINA" in a theater 30 times with 500 other people

by KeepAnOpenMind February 28, 2005

Vagina Monologues

Pussycat Pooki twat Powderbox Poochie Poopi Peepe Poopelu Poonani Pal Piche Toadie Dee dee Nishi Dignity Monkey Box Coochi Snorcher Cooter Labbe Gladys Seagelman VA Wee wee Fi Fi Horespot Nappy Dugout Mongo Mooky Pajama Tamale Tottita Connie Mimi Knish Schmende cunt

What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.

She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"

by george February 22, 2003

Vagina Monologues

Is a play published by Eve Ensler which apparently incited much disgust and puritanical uproar from approximately 80% of others who 'defined' the term. The veracity of such responses reflects a trend of testosterone laced ignorance which bred to logical fallacies (*please see "I can guarantee anyone that if a man did this, he would be crucified and in jail" excerpt of long winded rant of someone who is angry at vaginas and those how own one/utter such an offensive name - so much so that the first amendment belongs to those with penises or vagina owning mutes (I assume). And I think it must be said that the Romans totally stopped that whole crucifixion thing a long time ago, you drama queen. Lastly, pardon my french but, vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. My critical thinking skills tell me that if you have an irrational fear/hatred of vaginas, that the title, "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" deceptively leads one to believe they are attending "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Catz" or anything not related to monologues (long speeches from one character) about vaginas (vaginas). Ergo your thirst for retaliation at such an injustice (in demanding punishment for such an act within their first amendment rights) would be logical -- on what ever plain of existence you dwell in away from the shared reality of everyone else oh yeah... (noun).

Guy 1: MAN DID YOU SEE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES????

Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.

Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?

Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?

by VaGiNa JuStIcE!!! April 21, 2013