Ice Memo

When you "ice someone out" (i.e., dump them, fire them, or otherwise get rid of them from your life) via a coldly detached, corporate-style, bureaucratic message, resembling a business memo.

Sample Ice Memo:
"Dear Sir: I regret to inform you that, after careful consideration, I have decided to go in a different direction. This decision does not reflect any personal misgivings, but rather it is merely in the best interest of all parties involved. Sincerely, X."

Reaction to Receiving Ice Memo:

"I dated that woman for a year, and I cannot believe that she broke up with me via an ice memo."

by Spotted Zebra June 30, 2023

MemeOlogist

The science of memes. A person with large amounts of knowledge on memes and whom shows exemplary effort to study memes and how trends/events/people affect the memes we view everyday. The knowledge required to be a MemeOlogist is to understand how memes work and how important they are.

I think im becoming a MemeOlogist with all this knowledge on memes.

by MemeOlogist September 15, 2016

memoir moment

When a tragic or insightful life experience causes a writer to think "I could write about this," and subsequently "That's awful/narcissistic. Why would I think that?" It seems that the whole thought process should invalidate the experience's potential as writing fodder but can instead make for a nice modernist moment in which the author's role is explicitly recognized.

MOTHER: "Maurice died."
WRITER: "Oh, that's terrible."
WRITER'S BRAIN: (What luck! My strange and unique relationship with this person will make for a compelling chapter in my yet-to-be-written memoir!)
WRITER'S HEART: (You are a bastard.)
WRITER'S BRAIN: (I know. What a memoir moment.)
WRITER'S BALLS: (Write about it anyway.)
MOTHER: "Have you been taking your medication?"
WRITER: "Huh?"

by NineLeggedDog May 13, 2009

Mekonia

Mekonia is a girl who is a thick,juicy sexy looking girl who often has it with the Polynesian boys. She is beautiful and has thighs like a goddess. She is sensitive and ver emotional and has a habit of falling inlove easily. She has a smile that lights up the room and her amazingly loud laugh. She gets stuck in boys heads all the time because of her beauty and her booty. All her haters have no booty

Mekonia has a nice and juicy booty
That Mekonia must be on crack
Mekonia is mighty fine

Mekonia stole my boyfriend again

All the boys like Mekonia
Mekonia was screaming my name last night

by Tau Arthur Lua December 11, 2013

Didnt you get the Memo

When you and all your friends know something or plans for a day except one of your other friends because he wasnt paying attention or just didnt get it :(

Hey this weekend is going to be so SICK. other friend '' Whats happening on the weekend ?

''Dude all of us know, Didnt you get the memo?

by M-Boy5109 December 15, 2010

Memeories

Old, predominantly defunct Memes fleetingly resurrected in modern day conversation.

"The moment the T-Rex reappears and starts chasing the car gives me chills to this day."

"It wasn't chasing the car, it was running from Chuck Norris."

"Ah, memeories."

by rianwudkok March 30, 2015

Memo Discrepancy

When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.

“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008