Melonious

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

by BBBruce May 23, 2018

christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?

by Mister Portman September 27, 2005

Chris Meloni

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...

Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?

by IhateMYboyfriend July 15, 2010

Christoper Meloni

Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.

Christoper Meloni is hot.

by torrentia July 11, 2006

Christopher meloni

The sexy blue-eyed detective,Elliot Stabler, from law and order:svu Is a sexy as hell detective in law and order

Katie: omg Christopher meloni is soooo hot
Karen: I know right

by Christophermeloni_ishotashell September 06, 2019

Meloni Bony

When you are waching OZ and u pull a bony

I just watched Chris Meloni rape a cop and i pulled a Meloni Bony.

by International Harvester44 August 10, 2008

Doing the Meloni

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018